Mel3
PC Doubler
Joined: 01 Apr 2007
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26.07.2007, 07:15 |
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A man and his dog walk into a bar and see that there is a poker game going in the back room. The man decides to join in and sits down at a table. Most of the players are locals, but one guy, a big winner, is also a stranger in town.
About an hour into the game, the tinker gets a good 7-stud starting hand. On fifth street he makes a club flush. Unfortunately enough, the stranger seems to be working on a spade flush and his highest up card is bigger than the tinker’s highest card. As 7th street is dealt, the man pats his dog on the head and says, “Girl, I could use an ace of clubs. ”
The dog runs around to the stranger and bites his ankle. As the stranger reaches down to catch the dog, a card falls out of his sleeve. The dog quickly picks it up in her mouth and brings it back to her master. The stranger, realizing he’s been caught cheating, quicky rushes out the door with several locals following him.
The man takes the card from the dog’s mouth and starts to swear, “You stupid, goddamn dog! Can’t you get anything right?”
The barkeeper asks him, “Mister, why are you swearing at your dog like that? She just saved you a lot of money by catching that cheat!”
The man only throws the card face up on the table, “I tell her the ace of clubs and what does she bring me? The goddamn ace of spades!” |
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