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rainbow1
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07.12.2008, 19:44 |
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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
>
> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his
> physical exam.
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> The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
back a
> semen sample
> tomorrow.'
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> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him
> the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
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> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
it's like this
> - first I
> tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
still
> nothing.
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> Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
her
> left , still nothing.
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> S he tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out,
> still nothing.
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> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both
> hands, then an
> armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing.
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>
> The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
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The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open. |
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char1984
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07.12.2008, 19:48 |
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That was great.Had to send that to everyone I know.Thanks for the laugh  |
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PokerGuru
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07.12.2008, 20:44 |
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ROFLMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rainbow, I don't know what has gotten into you, but I think I like it!!!!!
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Bower50

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07.12.2008, 20:47 |
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Rainbow posts so many sincere and somber topics every day that when I saw this I had to look twice to make sure it was her.Very funny Rainbow. |
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linnie16
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08.12.2008, 00:20 |
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that was so funny Rainbow.......  |
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08.12.2008, 04:43 |
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OMG TOO FUNNY THANKS FOR SHARING |
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rainbow1
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08.12.2008, 23:36 |
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got to have a little fun in life ya know can't be all serious & somber all the time i'm glad you all liked it, it sure made me LOL a lot  |
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09.12.2008, 09:22 |
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You are so right rainbow thanks again |
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BARB711
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OMG THAT WAS TOOOOOO CUTE! THANKS 4 THE SMILE |
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25.11.2009, 12:04 |
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Great joke |
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