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rainbow1 - 07.12.2008, 19:44
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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
>
> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his
> physical exam.
>
> The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
back a
> semen sample
> tomorrow.'
>
>
> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him
> the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>
>
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
it's like this
> - first I
> tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
still
> nothing.
>
>
> Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
her
> left , still nothing.
>
> S he tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out,
> still nothing.
>
>
> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both
> hands, then an
> armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing.
>
>
> The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
>
>
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

char1984 - 07.12.2008, 19:48
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That was great.Had to send that to everyone I know.Thanks for the laugh Laughing

PokerGuru - 07.12.2008, 20:44
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ROFLMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rainbow, I don't know what has gotten into you, but I think I like it!!!!!

Guru

Bower50 - 07.12.2008, 20:47
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Rainbow posts so many sincere and somber topics every day that when I saw this I had to look twice to make sure it was her.Very funny Rainbow.

linnie16 - 08.12.2008, 00:20
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that was so funny Rainbow....... Jump

msfilly - 08.12.2008, 04:43
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OMG TOO FUNNY THANKS FOR SHARING

rainbow1 - 08.12.2008, 23:36
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got to have a little fun in life ya know Smile

can't be all serious & somber all the time Smile

i'm glad you all liked it, it sure made me LOL a lot Smile

msfilly - 09.12.2008, 09:22
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You are so right rainbow thanks again

BARB711 - 22.09.2009, 17:11
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OMG THAT WAS TOOOOOO CUTE! THANKS 4 THE SMILE

Kidder79 - 25.11.2009, 12:04
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Great joke