The Poker Crush World Tour

Posts: 301 · Posted: 18.09.2007, 16:20

THE POKER CRUSH WORLD TOUR

The Poker Crush team begin their world tour,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team begin their world tour,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team begin their world tour,
With a win that leaves them eager for more,
And we jumped and pranced,
Skipped and danced,
As South America crumbled.

* * *

The Poker Crush world team are gathering pace,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush world team are gathering pace,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush world team are gathering pace,
We’ve got them running scared all over the place,
And we sang our song,
All night long,
As Africa bowed before us.

* * *

The Poker Crush team win with ease,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team win with ease,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team win with ease,
As we beat the Australian’s and the Japanese,
And we all did,
A victory jig,
As we conquered Australasia.

* * *

The Poker Crush team are going worldwide,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team is going worldwide,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team are going worldwide,
As we easily sweep the Asian’s aside,
And we all couldn’t wait,
To celebrate,
As we’re crowned the Asian champion’s.

* * *

The Poker Crush team are hailed ‘The best,’
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team are hailed ‘The best,’
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team are hailed ‘The best,’
In the North, the South, the East and the west,
And for three whole day’s,
We’re given endless praise,
As Europe is defeated.

* * *

The Poker Crush team play against the U.K.,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team play against the U.K.,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
The Poker Crush team play against the U.K.,
The best of the British are blown away,
And it’s “Tally ho,”
And “What a jolly good show,”
As the British hearts are broken.

* * *

A heroes welcome for the Poker Crush team,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
A heroes welcome for the Poker Crush team,
Oh yeah, Oh yeah,
A heroes welcome for the Poker Crush team,
We’re featured on the cover of a Poker magazine,
And the U.S.A.,
Declare a holiday,
As the nation call us ‘ Champion’s,’
* * *

Posts: 654 · Posted: 22.09.2007, 01:51

That is QUITE A SONG! ALW ~

Oh, if only we didn't have to wait a couple years for it to be true! (We are the best in confidence too!)

Does it have a tune?

You are really a poet. Did you know it?

Love ya!

royalblush

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 22.09.2007, 19:56

I second that ALW Very Happy

Posts: 243 · Posted: 22.09.2007, 23:33

Thank you both very much.

It does have a tune, though I can't recall exactly which one.
I know I used to sing it when I was a kid.
And it was something to do with a train.
As in.....
The choo-choo train is puffing along,
Hoorah, Hoorah
Or something like that.

It's damn good to be back