Three Men and the River

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 13.11.2006, 02:55

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging,
violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me
the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across
in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength
and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able
to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross this
river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred
yards up stream, and walked across the bridge.

Posts: 239 · Posted: 13.11.2006, 05:02

lol,thats hilarious thanks for sharing!!

Posts: 2787 · Posted: 13.11.2006, 06:14

good one!

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 13.11.2006, 17:00

CMON YOU MEN I DON'T HEAR ANY COMMENTS LOL

Posts: 1825 · Posted: 13.11.2006, 22:12

hahahaha We love to pick on men... it is so easy ROFL

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 13.11.2006, 23:09

WE SURE DO !!!!!!!!

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 14.11.2006, 04:22

that was a very good one Very Happy

by the way i love your quote rainbow at the bottom of your post Very Happy

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 14.11.2006, 04:26

tyvm char, i wrote that myself a few yrs ago Smile

Posts: 1740 · Posted: 14.11.2006, 05:25

and it is so very true Very Happy

Posts: 2053 · Posted: 14.11.2006, 16:47

BY PUTTING IT OUT THERE, HOPEFULLY MORE PPL WILL GET IN TUNED WITH THEIR FRIENDS Smile