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rainbow1
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04.11.2006, 18:52 |
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! Oh, and before we forget
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! |
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ALW01
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29.04.2007, 01:50 |
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I liked this post Rainbow1,
It made me chuckle, particularly the ''' Nothing mean's Something line.
A perfect description of female attitude
Very Humourus,
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29.04.2007, 07:50 |
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There's no hope for us, ALW.
No matter how, they win every single time.
And.....we love them and love them and love them. Bet they don't think we are wrong about THAT! LOL
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ALW01
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29.04.2007, 09:11 |
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I think women have two main rule's they strictly adhere to at all time's....
( Rule Number 1 )
NO MATTER WHAT, A WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
( Rule Number 2 )
IF SHE IS EVER WRONG, RULE NUMBER 1 APPLIES |
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29.04.2007, 13:46 |
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The one that gives me the complete "Willies" is when she looks at me and says,"Hun, I was just thinking about the color of the living room"! As all men know, this is her way of saying we are going to completely renovate the entire house and throw every possesion we have in the garbage and buy everything new!!!!! |
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ALW01
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29.04.2007, 13:49 |
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LOL,
And that's after she's asked your opinion on the colour of the decor,
You say " I think Blue would be nice. "
Then paints it beige ! |
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ALW01
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29.04.2007, 17:08 |
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Women say some of strangest thing's like.....
It's to cold to snow
Just popping over the road for half an hour, I'll be back in a minute |
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rainbow1
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29.04.2007, 17:16 |
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lmaooooooooooooooooo you guyz are so funny
read rule 1 again lol |
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29.04.2007, 17:56 |
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My partner and I were sat at the kitchen table, she looked at me and said,
"" I'M HOMESICK ! ""
Puzzled, I replied,
"" BUT THIS IS YOUR HOME, ""
"" YES, I KNOW "" She said,
"" AND I'M DAMN WELL SICK OF IT !! "" |
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29.04.2007, 19:34 |
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Hello Rainbow
LOL LOL .... Have You Been Following Me Around and Taking Notes LOL |
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30.01.2009, 16:46 |
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Those were very funny ALWO1 lol! |
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31.01.2009, 23:34 |
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no time to follow anyone around but glad you all liked em  |
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i just love 'go ahead'...takes me back in time & makes me laugh...all of it is great & funny....[[[[[hugs]]]]]] marlene |
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31.08.2009, 13:56 |
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lmao..except the five mins..my old man is the one who takes 4ever to get ready..lol |
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